don’t drink this
someone from the band last night left a monstrous unopened can of Jolt Blue on stage. so i drank it today for lunch. bad move. i’m ok with most of the ‘energy drinks’. not this. this is like squirting blue raspberry* concentrate in your mouth and getting a dull electric shock. no, the kind of shock when the cute girl you have a crush on says she’ll go to the winter formal with you. no, more like licking a rusty 6 volt battery.
*did you know that raspberry had a ‘p’ in it? seriosuly. i would’ve gotten that wrong in the spelling bee.