bubble wrap fail
that was the most unfulfilling experience i’ve ever had popping bubble wrap. expectations were high. about a foot square, huge bubbles, loud music, and an empty office. now i’m just disappointed – that’s what happens when bubble after bubble just puffs out air. no pop. no bloodied hands from the supersonic slap of bursting plastic. ‘where was the quality control on this sheet of seeming goodness?’ my soul wonders.
at least my coffee was good.